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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn't budge-it!"
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"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"
"What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day"
"I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not ""appropriate"" to ask for a happy ending."
"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"
"Treadmills should just have one big button that says ""Make Me Look Good Naked."""
"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""
"Cashier: ""Sir, the toilet paper you're buying goes on sale tomorrow."" ""COOL, I'LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN."""
"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."
"What do you call an epileptic puppy? Kibbles 'n Fits."