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Joke of the Day

"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."

"Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left"

"Tacos always smell like love, but love doesn't always smell like tacos."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff Ba - Dumm - Tss"

"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."

"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."

"Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il? Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year."

"I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok."

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"

"*puts words between two asterisks*"