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Joke of the Day

"[commercial] WOMAN: have u ever wondered what would happen if a car alarm could swim? NARRATOR: geese"

"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"

"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"

"Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will"

"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."

"This no more tears shampoo sucks. I've been feeding it to my friends kid and he's still crying. nnnnMust be doing something wrong."

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."

"Whats the difference between a pun, and a fart? One is a shift of wit and the other is a whiff of shit."

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."

"What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? A bongoloid."