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Joke of the Day
"I'm so progressive, I lock the car doors when white people walk by."
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"Did you hear about the new morning-after pill for men? It changes your blood type"
"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."
"What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill? ""I'm cured!"""
"What do mathematicians call retirement? Aftermath"