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Joke of the Day

"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"

"Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? I thought not..."

"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."

"From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"

"Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster."

"[waiting for elevator] Coworker: Hey, how's it go- Me: I'll take the stairs."

"I was going to right down a joke about espousal abuse... But my hand was too sore"

"What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u"

"Two Peanuts were Walking though the Park and one was a salted."