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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? I thought not..."

"How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers."

"A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom. He asks, ""How long have you been down there?"" The Indian replies: ""Many moons."""

"N.W.A. i was straight outta chocolate syrup and very upset so i nicked some from my roommate. i am a nicker with attitude"

"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."

"Hi kids I'm Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you're a professional SWAT member on a bus that's about to blow up"

"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."

"A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper... Twas so unfortunate he was kilt."

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. (revised) Just joking they're both locked in my basement with their mouths gagged while I collect their social security checks."

"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"