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Joke of the Day
"I was going to right down a joke about espousal abuse... But my hand was too sore"
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"A gorilla walks into a bar and says ""I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"""
"Contrary to popular belief, everyone wasn't Kung Fu fighting, I was taking a nap."
"If I worked for Papa Johns as a delivery man I would break down every door with an axe as I say ""Here's Johnny!"" Guaranteed tips."
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush."
"Why did the traitor wear two watches? Because he's a two timer."
"What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter? They would finally be right."
"How does Donald Trump plan to expel all Muslims from the county? Legalize Uber."
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."