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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"
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"What do Chinese bears use to cook? A pan. Duh!"
"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious"
"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."
"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"
"The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me."
"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."
"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."
"Why did the man with one butt cheek get fired? He did everything half-assed."
"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"