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Joke of the Day
"Hitler was not very athletic. He never finished a race."
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... just don't ask me how they got in there."
"My little brother just threw a milk carton at me.. How dairy."
"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"
"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."
"They have free mints in the movie theater bathrooms. Wife: ""GROSS, who eats mints from the bathroom?!"" Me: (Mouth full of mints) ""I KNOW!"""
"Trying to figure out if you practice the violin for many hours every day, or if you just have a really bad hickey."
"I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor."
"hey honey... ... you remember that really posh restaurant we ate at? 'sure... i guess so' ... what about that one time i undercooked the chicken? 'YES. EVERY DETAIL'."
"Every fifteen minutes, a teenager crashes his car due to texting and driving. I hope he gives up, because he's obviously not good at it."