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Joke of the Day

"hey honey... ... you remember that really posh restaurant we ate at? 'sure... i guess so' ... what about that one time i undercooked the chicken? 'YES. EVERY DETAIL'."

"How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming."

"Did you hear about the two nuts walking down the street? One was a salted"

"Would you like to learn about the Mormon Church? ""No thanks."" Don't judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects... ""WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"""

"Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!"

"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."

"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"

"How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? **None** *Let the bitch cook in the dark.*"

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them."

"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend"