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Joke of the Day

"I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor."

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"

"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"

"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."

"[the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com"

"What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don't fret about it!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"

"Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head."

"Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed... I mean I just can't stand myself."