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Joke of the Day

"What's an activity 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"

"Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool."

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."

"I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked... Not sure what scared him more; my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"Some family is never more than just blood."

"What type of bees make milk? BOOBIES!"

"Why can't Jesus eat pizza? Because he doesn't exist."

"Why did the scout leader get arrested? They caught him eating a brownie"

"She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!"