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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"

"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."

"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"

"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."

"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"

"I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh? Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it."

"Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home. That's why they call the hook up spot ""The Club"""

"If Private Ryan was Black...it would be called..""Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."""