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Joke of the Day

"A WASP LANDED ON MY BARE FOOT AND NOW I KNOW HOW TO RIVERDANCE."

"Some scientists believe the ability to create language was because we ate so much meat as primates. That's why vegans can only say ""i'm vegan""."

"I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned."

"What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips."

"I woke up, after a drunken night, with two tattoos on my dick, but one of them was done in regular pen ink. So I rubbed one out."

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"A better name for 'Abercrombie and Fitch' would be 'Abercrombie and White Trash Pre-Abortion Smelly Whore Store'"

"I escaped Iraq. Wanna know how? Iran."

"So I guess nobody's into necrophilia humor. Because all the jokes are fucking dead."

"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."