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Joke of the Day
"I escaped Iraq. Wanna know how? Iran."
Next Joke
"I've decided I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just here gathering dust"
"Just asked someone for their date of birth for a work insurance thing & it was 4/20/69 & I just went dead silent for at least 20 seconds"
"What happens when you drive an expensive German luxury car into a tree Your Mercedes Bends"
"Why do Jewish people have big noses Because air is free"
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."
"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"
"I get my hair cut twice a week. Mostly because I love capes."
"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."
"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."