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Joke of the Day
"I need a joke for my boss I need a clean, clean languaged jokes."
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"My car's GPS has learned to say ""Your other left."""
"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"
"I like my women like I like my deer... Mounted."
"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"
"I mailed my letter to Santa today. It was an index card that said ""not AIDS."""
"What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn? Your lawn won't cut itself."
"What is it called when a gangster kills his friend? A Homie-cide"
"[police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there."
"Why did I buy a bolt? Because the hardware store clerk was a 300 pound flaming homosexual, and I was afraid to ask him for a screw"