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"What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up. "
"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
"What shoes does Brad wear? Loafers!"
"Cop wives... Fuck the police."
"What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You may think it's R but it actually be the mighty C"
"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"