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Joke of the Day
"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"
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"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"
"What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy."
"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."
"I hate it when people compare Freddy Mercury to God. I mean God is great and all but he's no Freddy Mercury"
"Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku: Eating chipotle. They messed up my order... Again I will die alone"
"Jamaican space program. Have you heard of the Jamaican space program? they just keep getting higher and higher and higher......"
"What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast? gingerbread"
"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"
"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."