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Joke of the Day

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"

"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"

"The other day I asked my wife to hand me the news paper. She said, ""Silly you, just use my Ipad.""... That spider had no fucking idea what hit it."

"league of legends joke I think I'm better than faker lolll - alex"

"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""

"What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay."

"*i before e except after c. Unless you're an 8yo heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by a sheik at a reindeer farm."

"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"

"Despite what everyone says, I don't think your mom is a ""dirty pirate whore"". She's actually quite clean for a pirate whore."

"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"