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Joke of the Day

"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"

"What do you call a gay who actually fought in Vietnam and doesn't speak english? Russian"

"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."

"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you."

"How did George W Bush use reggae to win his election? He needed an Al Gore riddim."

"A kid asks if they had colors in the 1930s. Yeah, but you didn't see them all the way in the back of the bus."

"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."

"So the past, present, and future walk into a bar. It gets really tense."

"To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry."