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Joke of the Day
"What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay."
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"What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat."
"[fakes allergic reaction at dinner] Me: I-I'm- [clutches chest & falls to floor] I'm gonna need you to pay for me"
"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."
"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."
"I just put a bunch of lipstick up my butt. (NSFW) I've suddenly realized that makeup sex is highly overrated."
"There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off"
"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."
"This Summer, I've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. The steaks have never been higher."
"Hey dad, i got a question for the sex with my girlfriend Can you stop doing it?"