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Joke of the Day
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"
Next Joke
"In light of recent events... Killing 50 people isn't hard when they're all in the closet."
"Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime."
"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."
"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."
"A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."
"Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news? ... It made headlines..."
"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"
"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."
"Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?"