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Joke of the Day
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"
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"My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great!"
"I like my men like I like my coffee-- silent."
"What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head? A seasoned traveller."
"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They can go through 110 stories in five seconds."
"What's everyone doing for Seis de Mayo?"
"What did the man in the ""Race for a Cure"" say to the three people beside him? ""we're walking four abreast."""