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Joke of the Day

"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."

"What happens when a lighter smokes weed? It becomes a high-lighter!"

"I am 99% sure USA's Student's t is 2.576. Because America got an infinite degree of freedom."

"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."

"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"

"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"

"Why do doctor's offices take your blood pressure AFTER weighing you? Of course it's going to be high then."

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

"Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself."

"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog"