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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog"
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"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."
"My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when I walk in on her!!!"
"Every program on MTV could have been titled ""Jackass""."
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance armstrong can finish a race"
"Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!"
"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."
"What do you call a smart person in America? A tourist."
"What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night? Hit the sack."