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Joke of the Day
"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."
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"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"
"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"
"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."
"What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? Homo-cide"
"The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me."
"Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend."
"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."
"Bird puns I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game."
"Subway: When you pay to eat fresh Just like Jared"