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Joke of the Day
"The best racist joke What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
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"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."
"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."
"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"
"What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition? ""Just go in there and be yourself."""
"What's James bonds fettish? Bondage"
"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"What molecule has the best sense of humor? A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe"
"""Are you working right now? Where are you working?"" Facebook is worse than my parents."
"You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how."