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Joke of the Day
"The best racist joke What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
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"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to ""sweep the leg"". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it."
"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."
"Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons open then."
"7y:why are you putting make up on? Me:to look nicer 7y:when does it start working?"
"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."
"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"
"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."
"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"