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Joke of the Day

"Why yes, I am watching a documentary about Marie Antoinette and enjoying it. Could it be because I'm straight fucking gangster? Perhaps."

"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."

"Why do Asians prefer Sony? Because it's a stereo type"

"Why /r/Hillaryclinton is a ghost town All their keyboards have water damage."

"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."

"My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration."

"What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in Poland? A helter-skelter Hitler shelter."

"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."

"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."