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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cannibal that eats relatives? Munchkin."
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"[gets down on 1 knee] Babe will you-- ""Yeah... Here it is"" [she lends me her phone charger] Thanks"
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
"What's the mean difference between normal sex and the act of necrophilia a. 16C b. 18C c. 20C"
"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."
"What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest!"
"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."
"Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop? She was trying to find the lowest prices"
"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."
"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"