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Joke of the Day
"Incest... A game the whole family can play!"
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"me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOWENYAAAAAA! MAMABEATSEBABAH."
"What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!"
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"
"GOP Moves To Block Obama From Naming Scalia Successor.... They believe a black president only gets 3/5ths of a term"
"Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? She wanted to wash up on shore"
"What do you call trees that grow in Tobago? Tobogany."
"When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished."
"I've been fired from work for putting in too many hours Clock manufacturing isn't as easy as you think ^(yes I thought of this after reading the shifts-keyboard joke)"