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Joke of the Day
"What do you call trees that grow in Tobago? Tobogany."
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"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip..."
"16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said ""Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew."
"Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was."
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."
"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."
"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."
"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night... and she says ""wow your really well hung"" to which I respond ""you're pulling my leg"""
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."