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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"
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"Did you hear they're making a holistic version of Star Wars? It's based on darth vadar's holistic brother, Ayur Veder."
"Mummy joke Did you know mummies fart alike? I guess you could say they Tutankhamun."
"Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased."
"What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes."
"A man and a doctor are talking... The doctor says ""I have bad news. You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."" The man replies, ""Thank God I don't have cancer."""
"A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore."
"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"
"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."
"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."