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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? She wanted to wash up on shore"

"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"

"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."

"Some people are like prawn. No guts, no spine, and a head full of shit."

"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""

"I will never miss you, because I'm a really good shooter."

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"