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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? She wanted to wash up on shore"
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"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."
"Me: smells like upyou'refreetogo in here. Cop: what's upyou'refreetogo? Me: *finger guns* catch ya later Cop: aww damn lol got me again"
"Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."
"How many Catholics can you fit in a habit? Nun"
"Why is modern porn so awful?! What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!"
"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."