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Joke of the Day
"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."
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"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."
"Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to? Barbers."
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"What does an egg say when he gets turnt? Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation."
"Patriots 2015 Super Bowl Champion *"
"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."
"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome."
"Girls want a Guy that's a gentleman and a Bad Ass! Girls want a guy that's a gentleman and a bad ass. On first dates, I wear a tuxedo and an eye patch!"