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Joke of the Day

"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"

"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."

"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."

"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."

"I think Jennifer Aniston was filmed on a green screen in 2003 and it gets released with a different background and co-star twice a year."

"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."

"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"

"""It's no biggie"" I can't tell if they are trying to make me feel better or insulting my manhood on the first date."

"What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant?"