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"Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors? They see his AMA and turn off the computer."
"Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat."
"According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole."
"Son, there's only one thing in life to fear. [Car full of bears with machine guns drives by] Son, there are only two things in life to fear."
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"
"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."
"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."
"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"
"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"