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Joke of the Day
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
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"Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think."
"*unrolls blueprints of a dick* no no no this part has got to go. dont know what this does... gone. lets put a ruby here. in the shaft"
"What do you call a confused Chinese guy? Wong Wei"
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."
"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
"BOSS: You ok? ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says ""2 Days Without Being Annoyed"" [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]"
"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"
"FACT: Carrots may be good for your eyes but alcohol will double your vision."