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Joke of the Day

"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."

"How come about the ""About the Author"" never includes anything negative? ""He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."""

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."

"My friend's father is a Jew.... which makes him Jew-ish."

"My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. Specifically, Michaelangelo's David."

"What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist."