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Joke of the Day

"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."

"B OO P Top View, Front View, Side View"

"What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? Homo-cide"

"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."

"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"

"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."

"Did you hear about the man who proposed to his long-distance girlfriend? It was a ranged marriage."

"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"

"A guard is patrolling when he sees something moving in the bushes.... ""Who's in there?!"" He yells He gets a reply ""jean-claude van damme"" All 4 of you,get out!"

"Put your family down and pay attention to your phone."