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Joke of the Day
"A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist."
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"I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran."
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"Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide."
"A black man went into a bank and asked for a job. ""You're in luck!"" said the manager. $50 thousand a year, and a car!! ""You're joking!"" said the black man. ""Of course I'm joking. But you started it!!"""
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"Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets."
"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"
"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."
"I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition."