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Joke of the Day

"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."

"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"

"I always type ""please"" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole."

"What is the legendary chemical? HO-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)"

"My essay question is: ""The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."" ""Discus."""

"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."

"What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? ""What I want to be *IF* I grow up"""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Yes ! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who !"

"A handsome man walks into a gay bar Everyone started putting their stool in!"

"Why can't Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart."