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Joke of the Day

"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"

"What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers? He was always dropping the bass."

"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."

"I recommend all Apple users turn off the iCloud function on their devices... not only are you at risk of your nude photos leaking, but now you're at risk of getting the new U2 album too."

"I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say ""no, your other left."""

"Notice you don't hear about,""Kony"" anymore? Glad everyone cared for like, five minutes."

"being a secretary must really suck."

"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"

"If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate."