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Joke of the Day
"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"
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"Boss: ""you're fired"" Me: ""I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree"""
"No Oscar Nominations For People of Color.... Jada Pinkett Smith complained there were no people of color nominated for this year's Oscar awards. Perhaps they've been black listed?"
"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"
"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."
"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."
"They should make another Taken film about how unappreciative Neesons' family is for saving them every other day Taken 4: Granted."
"My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony."
"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."