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Joke of the Day

"My essay question is: ""The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."" ""Discus."""

"I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an erection He replied that it was. So I asked if he could get it out of my face."

"Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !"

"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."

"Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender? They each got 4 months."

"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."

"Under Bush we had 3 Shrek movies. Under Obama we had 1. Can we really trust a president whose #1 goal was to bring down the Shrek franchise?"

"Why did the trio of Mexicans get arrested? Because they were trespassing!"

"I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead."

"When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them."