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Joke of the Day

"What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? ""What I want to be *IF* I grow up"""

"Why does 71 like 68? Because 68 69 70."

"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."

"I dont know if anyone else remember this joke - How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen consume? - Enough to kill two and a half men."

"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"

"Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks? a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit"

"Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta? Because ""made of bread"" was already taken by Jesus."

"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."

"Ass. You've got a donkey. I've got a rooster. Your donkey bites one of the legs off of my rooster. What's the end result? One foot of my cock up your ass."