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Joke of the Day

"The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is."

"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."

"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"

"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat ? terri schiavo"

"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"

"I'm at the age where an ""all-nighter"" means I didn't have to get up to pee"

"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"I can row a boat. Canoe?"