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Joke of the Day
"I can row a boat. Canoe?"
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"What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had? Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty EDIT: Also, I can't type. Burger*"
"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."
"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"What do you call unpredictable nudity? Erratica."
"Bethesda Softworks announce that Fallout 4 will be postponed until April 2016 Don't worry you are on the jokes section"
"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""
"Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses? He had shitty transitions."