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Joke of the Day

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."

"What's big but small? A midget's ego."

"What do you call? What do you call 'nuts on a chest'? chestnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a wall'? walnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a chin'? .... A dick in your mouth."

"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."

"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."

"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."

"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."

"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"