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Joke of the Day
"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."
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"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."
"chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it"
"They say nobody likes Nickelback... ... but there's **gotta be somebody.**"
"Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long? Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter."
"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."
"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."
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