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Joke of the Day

"What do vegetarian zombies eat ? terri schiavo"

"I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested."

"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."

"Who is Hitlers worst nightmare? Kike Tyson."

"How many reposts does it take to change a subreddit? More than we have now. This sub is still shit."

"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."

"So three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi.... A condom them floats up from the bottom of the jacuzzi. At that point one of them says, ""Who farted?"""

"How do you make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. My 12-year-old daughter claims to have invented this joke this weekend. I don't know if it's original or not."

"Today I tried to remove a bandage I couldn't pull it off"

"When Dracula went to the blood bank, he said: ""Do you deliver?"""