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Joke of the Day

"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""

"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."

"I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like."

"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush."

"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"

"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."

"Women and not finding me attractive. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Seriously, I'm taking a selfie and you're in the background"

"Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror."