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Joke of the Day

"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"

"On Average, ovulating women prefer rugged & masculine men. Menstruating women prefer men duct-taped and on fire."

"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."

"The man who created autocorrect has died Restaurant in peace"

"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."

"""Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?"" ""Yes, David, how can we help you?"""

"I've just started a band. Were called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us."

"Their are only three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant."

"Why did they call off the leper hockey game... ... there was a face off in the corner."

"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"