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Joke of the Day
"Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish."
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"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"
"Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"
"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"
"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."
"Seriously guys, people drive like shit when I'm tweeting"
"My dad caught me smoking his cigarettes... He beat me until I was white and gold."
"Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger."
"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"