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Joke of the Day

"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."

"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."

"My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher."

"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"

"How Many Friendzoned Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"

"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess."

"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"

"Whats the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance can finish a race."